October rust

Wasting away..

Cum in...

Oh ja , jaaaa cum cuuuumm yeah i know it's a spice , but come on...i can't believe they are so naive...and it's a CLUB...maybe i don't know something

Giger Bar

The Giger http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hr_giger bar in Gruyeres . Absolutely great place, very atmospheric

Autumn

The summer is over folks...but the world still looks great !

New Banksy's mural ?

Is this Banksy's new work ? i'm not actually sure, but that makes it no less great !

Birds revenge

Have you ever tried to kick a pigeon ? Admit it..tempting sometimes, when they are swarming at your feet...i have a word of advice for you - Don't ....they never forget

more street art

This pieces are from London Meeting Of Styles , sadly i came to see a bit late, so the best bits got painted over...but manage to snap some

Asian invasion

i spotted it with a corner of my eye and had to go back to see it proper :D fuck i'm glad i did ...this stuff is briliiant, shame i couldn't take a proper picture of the whole thing, you want to see it - come over :)

Bee have

A bee landed on my window sil.. it looked tired, it was sitting there fir a while so i couldn't resist..i had to snap some , isnt't it a beauty ?

Heavens are watching

Just the picture i took from a train..the simplest things can be wonderful sometimes

Vandalism

And now something completely different :)
Graffiti . I've been drawing letters for some time now, but never had a time to finish it properly.
I decided to do all the colouring in photoshop because its easier then a marker and i don't think i'm good enough to take it to the streets
Drawing was the tricky part, i destroyed an eraser completely before i was happy with the result .
I have a total ignorant point of view on the subject so don't destroy me , it's just the harmless fun

DC

Another typography attempt :) made it for a friend

Meerkat manor

Isn't he great !? I love meerkats, maybe it's a leftover after Lion King...who knows ( remember Timon ? :D ) After i watched The Meerkat Manor documentary on BBC i was quite stunned, i didn't realise their social life is so complex ( more than some of my friends )
And finally the time has come for a real life encounter , in Flamingo Park , on Isle Of Wight

Drowning my sorrows

Another learning curve...i followed the tutorial i've found somewhere . Not easy, especially getting the source images ;) , but again, i learned a lot about the channels
I'm not super happy with the final result, but it was a real bitch to make, trust me

Say my name ...say my name

I decided to try something new . Typography design , first time ever i played with fonts on such a scale
I really like the result, and i've learned something new, which always helps

Puetty Uabbit

This is for all the kids in this world...i love them all. seriously

shashinjutsu

Insane tourists in Paris ..man i wish you could see that, they were jumping out of the couch in hordes and photographing every thing...EVERY SINGLE THING..i'm not kidding
i always thpught that was a myth, but its not..they're insane and it's hilarious to watch.
The problem is deeper though..

PARIS (Reuters) - Around a dozen Japanese tourists a year need psychological treatment after visiting Paris as the reality of unfriendly locals and scruffy streets clashes with their expectations, a newspaper reported on Sunday.

...Already this year, Japan's embassy in Paris has had to repatriate at least four visitors -- including two women who believed their hotel room was being bugged and there was a plot against them.

Previous cases include a man convinced he was the French "Sun King", Louis XIV, and a woman who believed she was being attacked with microwaves, the paper cited Japanese embassy official Yoshikatsu Aoyagi as saying.

"Fragile travellers can lose their bearings. When the idea they have of the country meets the reality of what they discover it can provoke a crisis," psychologist Herve Benhamou told the paper.

The phenomenon, which the newspaper dubbed "Paris Syndrome", was first detailed in the psychiatric journal Nervure in 2004.

Bernard Delage of Jeunes Japon, an association that helps Japanese families settle in France, said:

"In Japanese shops, the customer is king, whereas here assistants hardly look at them ... People using public transport all look stern, and handbag snatchers increase the ill feeling."

A Japanese woman, Aimi, told the paper:

"For us, Paris is a dream city. All the French are beautiful and elegant ... And then, when they arrive, the Japanese find the French character is the complete opposite of their own."

Kali ma

Kali, also known as Kalika (Bengali: কালী, Kālī / কালিকা Kālikā ; Sanskrit: काली), is a Hindu goddess associated with death and destruction. The name Kali means "black", but has by folk etymology come to mean "force of time (kala)". Despite her negative connotations, she is today considered the goddess of time and change. Although sometimes presented as dark and violent, her earliest incarnation as a figure of annihilation still has some influence. More complex Tantric beliefs sometimes extend her role so far as to be the "ultimate reality" or Brahman. She is also revered as Bhavatarini (literally "redeemer of the universe"). Comparatively recent devotional movements largely conceive Kali as a benevolent mother goddess.

Calm

Lake District in Cumbria is without a doubt the most beautiful place in England i visited so far .
The weather wasn't great but i went there in winter for a reason - no tourists .. peace and quiet, no buses, no people, no mobile phones. Highly recommended

Boiler room

Dead at last...just leave me alone and shut the door on your way out

A silent crop

Ninja in your garden ? i can't help you man, you're screwed....

Fasten your seatbelt

The tricky part was getting the light right, i took both pictures the same day but the weather got changed and it shows
Apart from that, pretend to fall without actually falling and making it lok convincing is not super easy either :)

I like turtles !

This drawing was the very beginning of the Gelatinoid Hell :)

Lights off

First time i played with shutter speed and light during the night trip to Waterloo bride. The busiest place ever, i will never go there again, but the view is seriously tempting ...
Now i know what i did wrong with these photos and i'll probably make it different this time, but i still like them

Do not disturb

This beautiful lady right here is the Mud Maid and she's guarding ( not very effectivelly ) The Lost Gardens of Heligan , in Cornwall.
The sleeping Mud Maid was created by local artists Sue Hill and her brother, Pete. This, and their other mud sculpture The Giant's Head, were designed to enhance the woodland experience, following the fashion of Victorian ornamentation.

The birds dude...they're huuugeee

Aother Worth1000 attempt , subject - fantasy land ..
Didn't get many points, obviously hehee; it's a bit random, but hell - we live to learn
Note - the upper one is BEFORE ...DUH'

You want fries with that ?

My very first attempt at drawing proper ( not deformed ) human figure...eeehh not easy obviously, but i've had Jesus himself posing for me :) Really.. thanks man

Mushroom cloud

Self portrait - monday morning. This is a pretty accurate photo, just before i brushed my hair

You shall not pass !!

This is the biggest cock i've ever seen . Honestly. Its the symbol of Dorking, the small historic market town in Surrey , England . Don't ask me what it means, i did a small investigation on my own a find out f... all . There is no story behind that rooster, its just sitting on the roundabound freaking out the drivers

666 licks

The ultimate candy ...Real scorpion buried in the lolipop , now how cool does that sound ??
Exactly ...that is a primo stuff i tell you , the loli was just a shade to sweet but the scorpion itself was reaaaaly nice, fried ( i believe) and crunchy
The sting was removed , so there was no real threat
Seriously good shit, get it for christmas
http://www.edible.com/shop/

Another brick in the wall

You might take it as a political statement, but that wasn't my intention at the time. I just thought that would be the funny thing to draw, now what you think of it its up to you,

\m/

God gave rock and roll to you...gave rock and roll to you...

Talk to the hand

Once again my favourite and the most itchy subject - the face. This time covered again..er... or not

Donnie Darko

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"
After that film all the bunnies in the world will never be the same again.
I took that picture in the Eden Project in Cornwall

Miiiiiiiiiillllllllkkkkkkk

There was a supermarket opening day in my home town and all these people crowding there by the door like the sheep...they reminded me of one thing.
Thank you, George Romero

Renovation

That was the worth1000 contest i took part at, one of the very few. The theme was - photoshop this picture , so i spent some time doing happy landscaping .Bloody hedges, i'm telling you ....real devils to maintain

Peek - A -Boo

not much to say here, really, just my tormented brain crying for help