A silent crop

Ninja in your garden ? i can't help you man, you're screwed....

Fasten your seatbelt

The tricky part was getting the light right, i took both pictures the same day but the weather got changed and it shows
Apart from that, pretend to fall without actually falling and making it lok convincing is not super easy either :)

I like turtles !

This drawing was the very beginning of the Gelatinoid Hell :)

Lights off

First time i played with shutter speed and light during the night trip to Waterloo bride. The busiest place ever, i will never go there again, but the view is seriously tempting ...
Now i know what i did wrong with these photos and i'll probably make it different this time, but i still like them

Do not disturb

This beautiful lady right here is the Mud Maid and she's guarding ( not very effectivelly ) The Lost Gardens of Heligan , in Cornwall.
The sleeping Mud Maid was created by local artists Sue Hill and her brother, Pete. This, and their other mud sculpture The Giant's Head, were designed to enhance the woodland experience, following the fashion of Victorian ornamentation.

The birds dude...they're huuugeee

Aother Worth1000 attempt , subject - fantasy land ..
Didn't get many points, obviously hehee; it's a bit random, but hell - we live to learn
Note - the upper one is BEFORE ...DUH'

You want fries with that ?

My very first attempt at drawing proper ( not deformed ) human figure...eeehh not easy obviously, but i've had Jesus himself posing for me :) Really.. thanks man

Mushroom cloud

Self portrait - monday morning. This is a pretty accurate photo, just before i brushed my hair

You shall not pass !!

This is the biggest cock i've ever seen . Honestly. Its the symbol of Dorking, the small historic market town in Surrey , England . Don't ask me what it means, i did a small investigation on my own a find out f... all . There is no story behind that rooster, its just sitting on the roundabound freaking out the drivers

666 licks

The ultimate candy ...Real scorpion buried in the lolipop , now how cool does that sound ??
Exactly ...that is a primo stuff i tell you , the loli was just a shade to sweet but the scorpion itself was reaaaaly nice, fried ( i believe) and crunchy
The sting was removed , so there was no real threat
Seriously good shit, get it for christmas
http://www.edible.com/shop/

Another brick in the wall

You might take it as a political statement, but that wasn't my intention at the time. I just thought that would be the funny thing to draw, now what you think of it its up to you,

\m/

God gave rock and roll to you...gave rock and roll to you...

Talk to the hand

Once again my favourite and the most itchy subject - the face. This time covered again..er... or not

Donnie Darko

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"
After that film all the bunnies in the world will never be the same again.
I took that picture in the Eden Project in Cornwall

Miiiiiiiiiillllllllkkkkkkk

There was a supermarket opening day in my home town and all these people crowding there by the door like the sheep...they reminded me of one thing.
Thank you, George Romero

Renovation

That was the worth1000 contest i took part at, one of the very few. The theme was - photoshop this picture , so i spent some time doing happy landscaping .Bloody hedges, i'm telling you ....real devils to maintain

Peek - A -Boo

not much to say here, really, just my tormented brain crying for help

brown note

A few years ago me and one of my friends had a photoshop battle , great fun . This is one of the stages
I'd love to do it again , any volunteers ?

May i recommend the pepper spray ..

The Belgian police officers are facing the most dangerous nutcases in the world on a daily basis . You can clearly see that bunny is up to no good and i didn't stay long enough to find out .. would you ?

Beauty in decay

Ok its time to steer things up a little bit, i'm adding the photos to the blog . All taken by me in all sort of weird places, if i'll remember any details , i won't hesitate to inform you , if anybody cares of course hehe

Lunch break

That drawing is a rip off , i admit . I don't remember the name of the artist now, but he was a real inspiration
You feed me with lungs and livers anytime , a few cherry tomatoes and some garlic sauce and we have a date, fuck the flowers, i'm not a sheep

Space and beyond

My tribute to Futurama, poor Zoidberg is the most underestimated character in the show, so i just had to show my support for the shellfish